Shit

Well, fuckheads, another day of anointing my loins with the pussy juice of virgins is almost at an end.  I tell ya, it reall turns my crank to see strippers crying as they work out their daddy issues on my lap.  Hell, I'll even tip extra if they're strung out while doing so.  Just keep your herpes-hole off my dick and we'll be okay.  And no, I don't want a five dollar blowjob in the alley because Uncle Bubba liked to touch your naughty places in the dead of night.  Thanks anyway, ya crackwhore.